Forwarded to me by "Foxtrot", who got it from [ profile] tiurin42...

ETA: My [Jewish] Dad's response -
That's both disrespectful & ridiculous.
Spiral cuts are totally against Jewish tradition!!
asterroc: (Astro - H-alpha)
It's a spherical cow!

At $38 and more than a foot approximately 42 centimeters in diameter, that's approxmiately 0.7ยข/cm3! A total bargain!

And now some people are laughing, and other people haven't taken physics. I am *so* cross-posting this to [ profile] physics.
asterroc: (Smoothie)
I was just browsing through my recipes tag, which doesn't have nearly enough entries, and cracked up at some of the bizarre things I said. Such as "8. Shake your butt to help with the sprinkling", and categorizing some of the chicken entires with the birds tag.

Wacky humor

Nov. 2nd, 2007 09:31 pm
asterroc: (*Hyuk!*)
For people like [ profile] blue_102, [ profile] gemini6ice and [ profile] the_xtina, it's the [ profile] shitty_advice community. Go wild.
Because someone in [ profile] physics was asking about the angular momentum if the moon slammed into the Earth, go check out How to Destroy the Earth.
And if you haven't already gotten tired of [ profile] postsecret, these might do the trick.

And LOLsecretz. yes, it's LOLcats but w/ PostSecret-style photos instead.
Inspired by Oolong, the pancake bunny, here's a couple bird versions.

Images supplied by [ profile] dragonjaze and captioned by me. X-posted to [ profile] bird_macros.
On the side of a conversation about Jonathan Coulton, "Code Monkey", "Chiron Beta Prime", and "DNA", I received the following relevant ads:


Mar. 28th, 2007 07:41 am
I'm not sure whether it was that my father was Dr. Who, or that Dr. Who was my father, but we were in a spaceship that was also a resort planet. We and someone else, maybe Rose Tyler were looking for something, and to do this we got on the Elevator to look for the Apartments. Dr. Who hung his whole body outside the elevator to prove to an old lady inside it that we weren't really in space. Then it was a PVTA bus and we were going up a hiking trail that isn't actually by Alfred University but always is in my dreams. When we got to the hotel at the top (which's also next to the GWB), I tried to point out where the lake along the hiking trail was. Dr. Who had narrowed down the location of our hotel room to one of two rooms, and split us into two search parties: Rose Tyler and two others, and myself and him. Rose forgot her guitar so I ran after her, and then found that three of the latches on my own guitar case had come off.

Gabe stirring woke me.
As if the mouse burning down a house wasn't bad enough, now they've learned to steal dentures.


Mar. 20th, 2007 09:33 am

The best part of it is you KNOW there has to have been an incident to prompt this law.


Feb. 22nd, 2007 07:30 am
As I went through the checkout line at the grocery store, the cashier took each of the live chickens in turn, flipped it on its back, and ran it across the scanner. You see, farmers had started microchipping them all, and the cashier was scanning the microchip, which I guess included things like weight and price.

There's a little vignette in my head of a hand holding a white chicken's belly and rubbing her past the scanner, her feet curled up as she cocks her head around to watch her price on the screen.
Reposted just for [ profile] sclerotic_rings, c/o [ profile] the_xtina, find out your Squid Quotient (SQ). Mine's a mere 122.75.


Feb. 3rd, 2007 10:42 pm
Wookie impersonator arrested for battery

February 3, 2007

LOS ANGELES --A man dressed as Chewbacca was arrested after police said the street performer head-butted a tour guide operator in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
"The lesson here is you can have the force with you," [police Lt. Paul] Vernon said. "You just can't use illegal force."
"It all began innocently enough when a visitor to an Apple forum posted a picture of his cat, Frankie, contemplating the beauty of a flower. Shortly afterwards another user posted a picture of his cat bristling at the image of Frankie on the monitor. I decided this was too much fun and advanced the concept as The Infinite Cat Project which is, simply, cats regarding cats regarding cats in an electronic milieu."

Start here

Damn you, [ profile] sclerotic_rings!



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