How does the world see you?
"When the Open Road Is Closing In - The Magnetic Fields

Will I have a happy life?
"Every Breath You Take" - the Police (um...)

What do my friends really think of me?
"Your Song" - Elton John

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Shifting Sand" - Caedmon's Call

How can I make myself happy?
Uz Jsme Doma - Jassica (this song is about a man in love with a whale)

What should I do with my life?
"Oh Golly Oh Goo Oh Gee" - John Southworth

Will I ever have children?
"Special" - Avenue Q (this song is all about a slutty woman)

What is some good advice for me?
"John Barleycorn" - John Renbourn/Trad. (um... make beer?)

How will I be remembered?
"Bengali in Platforms" - Morrissey (!!!)

What is my signature dancing song?
"Beautiful Trees" - Dan Bern

What do I think my current theme song is?
"Sat In Your Lap" - Kate Bush

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"I Fall Over" - Mesh

What song will play at my funeral?
"Chelsea Hotel #2" - Leonard Cohen

What type of women/men do you like?
"Big Time Sensuality" - Bjork

What is my day going to be like?
"I Can't Be With You" - Cranberries


Some of them make sense... others are totally random/creepy/hilarious.