T$'s friend Jason sent his laptop in for work and got back someone else's. But lots of people have had billions of things fixed right as the Apple Care warantee ran out - don't know if it's b/c they wanted to milk it for all the could, or b/c they all failed at the same time, or a bit of both as in my case (with added incompetence).

"Fuck the cosine" is now my "I'm pissed off" icon. :-P