Your three best "fool you into thinking they are meat" are probably Morningstar farms fake chicken patties, "Smart Dog" brand vegetarian hot dogs, and Quorn brand breaded chicken cutlets.
I am given to understand that all of these are decent simulacrums of the original. But I would suggest that you have any of these with appropriate trimmings. Don't just eat them on their own. Put the chicken patty on a bun with whatever you would put on a chicken sandwich. Put the smart dog in a bun and slather with mustard and relish (or ketchup if you are perverse). Use the Quorn cutlets to make "chicken" parmesean over noodles with marinara sauce.
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Date: 2008-05-08 01:21 pm (UTC)I am given to understand that all of these are decent simulacrums of the original. But I would suggest that you have any of these with appropriate trimmings. Don't just eat them on their own. Put the chicken patty on a bun with whatever you would put on a chicken sandwich. Put the smart dog in a bun and slather with mustard and relish (or ketchup if you are perverse). Use the Quorn cutlets to make "chicken" parmesean over noodles with marinara sauce.