asterroc ([personal profile] asterroc) wrote2007-11-29 08:38 am
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On NPR yesterday, the 8:55am sports-related essay that is the most interesting thing to sports I've ever heard:

"...because watching all the NFL games is as American as waterboarding."

[identity profile] seekingferret.livejournal.com 2007-11-29 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an eye-catching quote, but that's the gist? That football is unethical but Americans do it anyway? That waterboarding isn't real torture, but only semi-torture, liked by Americans the way Americans love the ritualized, padded violence of football? That simulating drowning is about as much fun as watching football?

Was that Frank Deford who said it?

[identity profile] seekingferret.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I was right. Frank Deford can sometimes be a great writer, but he's also often obnoxious as hell. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=16665953

[identity profile] zandperl.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
No clue who the guy is. I thought it was amusing b/c there's nothing inherently desirable to waterboarding, just like there isn't to football. It's not an inalienable right in any fashion - the one b/c it's an opposite of a right if anything, and the other b/c it has no relationship to rights at all. (Football's orthogonal to rights?) It was the amusement or "eye catching" sound bite -ness to it that grabbed me. I find him entertaining - he's not truly commenting upon politics, just sports, so I didn't read much into the comment.

[identity profile] seekingferret.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
He's by far the best sportswriter that Sports Illustrated has, an extremely gifted long-form magazine writer who just happens to write about sports. But if you listen to his NPR commentary pieces- I missed this one, but I've heard others- he comes off incredibly obnoxious, with constant attempts to find non-sports relevance and particularly political relevance in his sports-based commentary. He insists that he's commenting on sports and not on politics, yet last week's piece was a commentary on the presidential candidates disguised as a sports piece. It's insulting to my intelligence.

[identity profile] seekingferret.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, if you think about it for more than three seconds, it's not a comparison that scans at all. It's a feeble attempt at topicality, at best. And then he finishes up with his self-aggrandizing comments about how he belongs on the premium tier. Um... no? I would not pay 7 cents a month extra to hear you pontificate. The only people on NPR who've earned that are Ira Glass, Leonard Lopate, Garrison Keillor, the Marketplace people, and John Schaefer. And I would only pay for Ira Glass if he agreed to fire Sarah Vowell.