asterroc ([personal profile] asterroc) wrote2006-02-07 11:30 pm
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Bad jokes - Bring it!

Due to popular demand...

Give me your worst!

only a few off the top of my head

[identity profile] marquiswildbill.livejournal.com 2006-02-07 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Whats worse than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a trash can.
Whats worse than that?
one dead baby in 10 trash cans
Whats worse than that?
ten dead babies in one trash can
Whats worse than that?
the live one on the bottom eating it's way to the top

Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit?
a dead baby circus

my name is billy and im a father
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[personal profile] rosefox 2006-02-07 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you know when elephants have been having sex in your back yard?
The garbage can liners are missing.

How do elephants hide in cherry trees?
They paint their balls red.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
The first day of cherry-picking season.
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[personal profile] rosefox 2006-02-07 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and of course: the LOLocaust!

(Anonymous) 2006-02-08 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
What did Avogadro do with his Avocado?

*drum rollllllll*

He made a Mole a' Guac!

Ta-Daa!

You didn't write back, or add me, meanie.
(logan)

(Anonymous) 2006-02-08 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
that was original, by the way, though inspired by chem and mexican food.

Actually, these aren't too bad...

[identity profile] freakylynx.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
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