Whats worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a trash can. Whats worse than that? one dead baby in 10 trash cans Whats worse than that? ten dead babies in one trash can Whats worse than that? the live one on the bottom eating it's way to the top
Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit? a dead baby circus
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only a few off the top of my head
Date: 2006-02-07 08:38 pm (UTC)A dead baby in a trash can.
Whats worse than that?
one dead baby in 10 trash cans
Whats worse than that?
ten dead babies in one trash can
Whats worse than that?
the live one on the bottom eating it's way to the top
Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit?
a dead baby circus
my name is billy and im a father
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Date: 2006-02-07 08:57 pm (UTC)The garbage can liners are missing.
How do elephants hide in cherry trees?
They paint their balls red.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
The first day of cherry-picking season.
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Date: 2006-02-07 09:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-08 06:08 am (UTC)*drum rollllllll*
He made a Mole a' Guac!
Ta-Daa!
You didn't write back, or add me, meanie.
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Date: 2006-02-08 06:10 am (UTC)Actually, these aren't too bad...
Date: 2006-02-08 12:38 pm (UTC)