haiku meme

[asterroc]

I wonder if there's any good ones.

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	zandperl
Your haiku:	would've made me reach for my inhaler maybe i should just avoid peanuts
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Created by Grahame

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	zandperl
Your haiku:	i couldn't really swim in it it's gonna ride in my damp and cramped
Username:
Created by Grahame

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	zandperl
Your haiku:	getting so damned fat you can't walk anywhere you really should do
Username:
Created by Grahame

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	zandperl
Your haiku:	despite having t$'s name in it it would be for sunning or lounging
Username:
Created by Grahame

I guess it didn't realize that T$ has at least two syllables.