Creative solutions

[asterroc]

Today's trash day. I shoved the pizza box as far into the bag as it would go, but there still wasn't enough to tie the top together in a knot, my preferred method of closing. (Because it leaves a loop as a handle.) I tried gathering it together for a twisty tie, but that wasn't doing either. So I grabbed my stapler. *ker-chunk! ker-chunk! ker-chunk!* and it was shut. The pizza box was trying to rip out the side a bit too, so I opened the stapler and *ker-chunk!* stapled both sides of the hole onto the box. Whee! :)

Next I needa rig a ramp from the kitchen window to a spot next to the curb.