HS: I'm a pudgy pear!

I finally found a tankini top that I like, in size Small as usual, bright pink, no horrible plunge. Unfortunately, it was an "old" (early in the season) model and I couldn't find the matching simple bikini bottoms. I tried on a few different bottoms (hooray for mix'n'match), and shockingly I apparently have just enough fat around my waist that it gets squished around by the bottoms. And to make matters worse, I'm a size Medium on the bottom, as usual. I wasn't about to try on a size Large. I was complaining to the friendly saleswoman with the same name as myself (spelled the other way though), about how I have a small top and bigger bottom and how I shouldn't have to wear a Large and I certainly shouldn't have to wear something that makes ME feel fat, and she said, "oh, you're a pear!" I guess that's a body type that's small on top and big on bottom. Hee, I've got a big bottom!

Y'know, I think I'd be more coherent if I'd had dinner this week. But then I'd be FAT!!!! :-P Seriously, I haven't really had dinner all week, I had a half a dinner yesterday.

( Insert nasty HS (skin) stuff. You don't want to read this, I mean it. )

Bwahahahahah!

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