Fucking A stands for Apple

and then the computer gave me the gray screen of death. and then when I restarted it the HD spun up and then stopped. and then it spun up and didn't stop but nothing else happened. and then it wouldn't stop spinning until I unplugged it and popped the FUCKING BATTERY. and then it started up normally but now th HD sounds like a dot matrix printer. I am NOT happy.

Oh, and did I mention the clock reset to 1969?