Were you?

You paid attention during 91% of high school!

 

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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I bet it's one of the history ones... I'm not entirely sure what the Immaculate Conception one was doing in there.

Dirty Birdie

As if Gabe's tail wasn't nasty enough from being dragged through his own poop, he now just dragged it through my guacamole. To make matters worse, avocado's poisonous to birds, so I had to dunk him in the sink and clean it off with my washcloth. And of course it just occured to me that he dragged his poop-covered tail through my FOOD. :(

Ah, the joys of pet ownership.