Stuffing a chicken with rice (for righties)

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Lie chicken on its back, round (breast) side up, flat side down, so that the tail makes a little platform underneath the big hole where its butt used to be. Have this hole point towards your right (assuming you're a righty, reverse for lefties), with the body towards the left. Scoop the rice in a chinese soup spoon. Place the spoon atop the tail platform, holding the spoon in your right hand, leaning it slightly in towards the hole. With your left hand, take another spoon (any sort will do) and scoop the rice out of the spoon into the bird's anal cavity. Do this for a few spoonfuls, then use one of the spoons to shove/pack the rice in with your right hand while your left spoon stabilizes the bird by pushing back on the neck area. Repeat until you're out of rice or cavity. Extra rice can sometimes be shoved in the neck side. Some people sew up the cavity after.