CNN running dry

[asterroc]

CNN's apparently out of material to report, and is stealing articles whole from the Onion. They apparently also think their readers aren't smart enough to get it.

Editor's note: This may look like a real news story, but it's NOT. It is from The Onion, a humor publication that calls itself "America's finest news source." CNN may beg to differ, but we do enjoy a good laugh and hope you will enjoy a weekly selection of their satire.

*sigh* CNN, why do you keep disappointing me....