Look, he's not just saying Christian women shouldn't wear pants, he's being EQUAL! For instance, Christian men shouldn't wear dresses! This is because manly, virile men need to be free in movement, a necessity that can only be fulfilled by PANTS. Just think of all the important men of the Bible:
Jesus:
Moses:
And, of course, that manliest of biblical men, SAMSON:
As you can see, manly, Godly men must wear PANTS, not DRESSES. It's simply the unchanging, natural law of things!
*blinks* Samson looks like he's just got a sweatshirt tied around his waist. Except usually the body of the shirt goes in back and the arms in the front, and it's tied so the logo shows.
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Date: 2006-05-05 05:29 am (UTC)Jesus:
Moses:
And, of course, that manliest of biblical men, SAMSON:
As you can see, manly, Godly men must wear PANTS, not DRESSES. It's simply the unchanging, natural law of things!
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Date: 2006-05-05 06:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-05 03:06 pm (UTC)