Are you a terrist-lover?

[asterroc]

Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 70%

 

You are a terrorist-loving scoundrel who hates our dear leader and the values he defends. There are few redeeming qualities about you. You most likely celebrated when the evil-doers hit us on 9/11, then opposed the Iraq war when we tried to pay them back. You hurt us at every step and cause troops to die in the field by questioning Bush's decisions. You are most likely a lost cause, doomed to be a brainwashed victim of free thought and liberalism forever. No dose of Ann Coulter's prose can save you now.

Do You Want the Terrorists to Win?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

The quiz actually paints a comparatively accurate picture of how liberals view themselves - and then condemns it as supporting terrorism. Funny, as a liberal I think many conservative viewpoints promote terrorism...

Comments

[l0stmyrel1g10n.livejournal.com]

that can't be for real...i read that as tongue-in-cheek like Stephen Colbert. no one can say that last sentence with a straight face.

[sammka.livejournal.com]

I answered the questions all "wrong" and got a 0%, with this text:

"Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush's America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America's side. God's side. Rush Limbaugh has told you so. Rah rah, go Bush!!"

[l0stmyrel1g10n.livejournal.com]

yeah. last two sentences are hard to believe.

I actually got 87% somehow!

[sammka.livejournal.com]

"You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!"

I didn't even think my answers were that liberal. For instance, I said that the best way to support troops is "..to send them to battle only as a last resort, and make sure they are fully equipped and prepared. And hold accountable any leader who does not do so" and not "to consume less oil, so we don't have to be so involved with the middle east." Oh well.

But this does have to be a joke. "Is it better to kill on behalf of Jesus or on behalf of Mohammad?" I mean, I guess -someone- might have written that question, but it's so obviously stupid that it might just be a joke.

Re: I actually got 87% somehow!

[zandperl.livejournal.com]

I was surprised I didn't get a more liberal terrorist score - I did say "consume less oil". I wasn't impressed with the quiz's humor. *shrug*

Re: I actually got 87% somehow!

[sammka.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I didn't think it was very funny either.

Re: I actually got 87% somehow!

[meredithanne42.livejournal.com]

It's the Colbert effect. ;)

humor...

[zandperl.livejournal.com]

Read my mind! :-P

Y'know, I think my old collaborator Wim (from Netherlands, currently lives/works in France and wife from Hungary lives/works in England, they timeshare or something...) had a similar sense of humor. I could never tell when he was pulling my leg, and then didn't really get it though I'd always chuckle a little since he'd tricked me.

[the1hobbit.livejournal.com]

I got an 83%. Apparently I'm a horrible person. I wonder which ones I answerd right to 'not' be a terrorist.

[zandperl.livejournal.com]

The ones that sounded liberal. Everyone knows liberals want the terrorists to win.

BTW, to another bird person and one with an amusing sacreligious icon, I'm curious whether the same people who say it's ok to kill bird eggs would also be pro-choice in humans. Personally I think I'm more ok with human abortion than killing bird eggs - the parent birds don't understand what's happening, while the human parents do.

[the1hobbit.livejournal.com]

ya know I've ponderd that myself. Since a co-worker of mine actually is pro-life (with the republicans r us stickers and shirts and what not) but yet, will freeze bird eggs, saying they lay too much; instead of following the precautionary measures of a bird out of breeding season and removing a nest box or changing temps so they dont feel the urge to mate.

BUT, it also the same lady who dosent understand my stickers that say 'Voldemort votes republican.' But im a geek... what can I say?

ya know, you should ask that as a "debate" question, that they love posting on the comm. and see the responses you get. could be interesting....

and I feel more like a dork just because of the fact everytime I read your icon I think of a blue guy with green hair in bright red undies flying through the air. :-( im so lame!

[zandperl.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I was thinking about posting it as a debate, but the last time I got into one I was totally insulted a billion times while they claimed they weren't insulting me. I *am* curious about what people think, but this's such a heated topic it'd be even worse. I'll think about it. I wouldn't object to someone else posting the topic though. :-P

And dorks and geeks rock! *grin*

[the1hobbit.livejournal.com]

Is that a very unsubtle hint? lol :-p I might, once they think im not a bird hoarder who works at a horrible place cause I sell birds. o_O; All types of crazy!!

and that icon....kills me dead. *power up!* :-D

and on that note; GO PLANET! :-3

[zandperl.livejournal.com]

I just now posted it with "Discussion" in the topic. hopefully people won't kill each other. Or me. Well, I own the post and can pull it or lock it or something if it makes me too unhappy. :-P

[the1hobbit.livejournal.com]

you my dear are a very brave soul. I mean it!!!
And I of course HAVE to be part of the shin digg and left a comment, probably longer than I needed it to be, and it probably made no sense. But hey, if you can't trust a friend (albeit an online friend) to back you up, who can ya?!

....and that last line was overly lame, so just completly ingnore me. I think tiel dander is getting to my head. @_@