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This one takes 4 random usernames from your friendslist and generates a letter. I wasn't too happy with my first try, since they were a majority of non-real-people, but it netted me a wagon.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I helped [livejournal.com profile] poludamas across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I helped [livejournal.com profile] lakeeffectsnow hide a body (-173 points). Last Wednesday I gave [livejournal.com profile] lordmookie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In October I donated bone marrow to [livejournal.com profile] maritzac in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (129 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
zandperl

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My second try was similarly interesting in terms of people, but I got to commit genocide! :) Coal for me.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] howardtayler (-10 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] lordmookie (-5000 points). In July I helped [livejournal.com profile] marquiswildbill across the street (6 points). Last Monday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] jethereal's purse (30 points). In September I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] maritzac's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4959 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
zandperl

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Oh, and apparently tattle-tailing is ok, but streaking isn't.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] shortpacked's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday I helped [livejournal.com profile] sclerotic_rings across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] q10's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I turned [livejournal.com profile] tiurin in for running naked in the mall (3 points).

Overall, I've been nice (712 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
zandperl

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