Laugh of the Day

[asterroc]

Dear spammers:

Thank you very much for your emails. Unfortunately, you are a bit late.

I have boobs so big they need their own strolleys and a 20 feet dong. I also own Pfizer so my med needs are covered. Anything they don't have my own mafia cartels supply promptly. I also have 40 gazillion dollars, own Texas, and have my own men/women/horses harem that also star in my very own porn movies.

Also no, I won't help you with your money transfers. Just because I'm a jerk.

So please, bug off? Thank you.

Found here, c/o maritzac, author of CRFH, webcomic.