Laugh of the Day

[asterroc]

Dear spammers:

Thank you very much for your emails. Unfortunately, you are a bit late.

I have boobs so big they need their own strolleys and a 20 feet dong. I also own Pfizer so my med needs are covered. Anything they don't have my own mafia cartels supply promptly. I also have 40 gazillion dollars, own Texas, and have my own men/women/horses harem that also star in my very own porn movies.

Also no, I won't help you with your money transfers. Just because I'm a jerk.

So please, bug off? Thank you.

Found here, c/o maritzac, author of CRFH, webcomic.

Comments

[tiurin.livejournal.com]

My hope is that someone will come out with something which really does enlarge penises. Except that taking a single dose of the medication would result in the guy having a a 3-foot dick, resulting in a complete inability to actually have sex. And which makes him pass out from blood flow every time he gets aroused.