Ugh.

[asterroc]

How will he even get on a plane?!

[Maunal] Uribe [1,200 lbs] made an impassioned plea for help earlier this year on Mexican television, saying he weighed a more normal 290 pounds until age 22 and did not know what happened to him.
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No one has managed to find suitable scales for Uribe in years and estimates of his weight are made partly by tape-measure.

He kept fucking eating, that's what! Yeah I know obesity is a problem, but it's not all biological folks, it's a mental problem as well.

On the flip side, I think it's awesome that they have to do an order-of-magnitude estimate to determine how much he weighs - I presume they measure an average circumference, assume a spherical cow and density equal to water, and calculate!

Comments

[zandperl.livejournal.com]

is that the version where Romeo's wearing stockings and a large codpiece (or was it just that he stuffed his stockings?) and running through the fields? that one cracked me up.

[l0stmyrel1g10n.livejournal.com]

oh, the movie opens with a couple men of the Capulet household wearing some sort of brightly colored spandex outfits and large/stuffed codpieces...the spandex things were half yellow and half red, one leg each color, but at the crotch they switched. very giggle-filled scene, it was. i don't remember running through fields, but then i missed a day of class while we were watching it.

[zandperl.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that's totally it! *grin* Awesome.