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heh, 290 is 'more normal' - what does that say for our weight standards today ;P

What I tend to wonder is, when someone reaches that level of weight - wouldn't the difficulty of getting to the food force some sort of dieting on them?

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Ever hear of co-dependency? Someone else (who has psychological issues of their own) brings them the food. Same thing happens to alcoholics.

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Alcoholics tend to be more fun and a lot easier on the eyes, especially after a few shots.

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Well, first I started laughing, but then I stopped in the middle as I remembered that a friend's mother recently died from alcoholism-related ... crap. Yeah. I'm gonna go do something else now.

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If you can't laugh at tragedy then you'll be very unhappy in life. It's a defense mechanism to something that is hard to wrap your mind and emotions around; I've certainly had my own history with dealing with alcoholic relatives...

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Or maybe I should've said "Laugh in the face of tragedy" :P

eh, whatever.

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I do like laughing at tragedy! Romeo and Juliet is one of the funniest books of all time, IMO. But I'd rather not laugh at my friend's suffering, and I'm too tired to ... um, something... :-P

Meanwhile, you should remake your Indiana Jones snakes icon to flash to a plane! *grin*

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Wish I knew how to make these sorts of icons so I don't have to steal them from other people :P

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I do. it's not too hard in photoshop if you already know how to use it. prod me in a week if I haven't done it by then :-P

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l0stmyrel1g10n.livejournal.com

hehe, i agree about R&J. although i have to confess that my most vivid memory of it from 8th grade English was watching the 1969 movie version, in which there is a lengthy shot of Romeo's bare ass, and a brief shot of Juliet's bare boobs, both of which were extraordinarily shocking and giggle-worthy to a classroom full of 13-year-old girls.

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is that the version where Romeo's wearing stockings and a large codpiece (or was it just that he stuffed his stockings?) and running through the fields? that one cracked me up.

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l0stmyrel1g10n.livejournal.com

oh, the movie opens with a couple men of the Capulet household wearing some sort of brightly colored spandex outfits and large/stuffed codpieces...the spandex things were half yellow and half red, one leg each color, but at the crotch they switched. very giggle-filled scene, it was. i don't remember running through fields, but then i missed a day of class while we were watching it.

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Oh man, that's totally it! *grin* Awesome.

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It disgusts me that people are able to et that fat. And 290 normal?! You could lose my body weight and still be a normal sized person. I also love how medications with dangerous side-effects and invasive surgery are seen by many people as easier alternatives to eating less and *gasp* excercise. I'm not a gym person or anything, but would leading a semi active lifestyle really be that difficult?

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*sigh* I have my own excuses about not exercising. At least I have the tendancy to stop eating enough when I'm stressed, that'll keep my weight down. If I think I'm overweight, it'll stress me out and I'll stop eating! :)

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marquiswildbill.livejournal.com

But there is a difference between overweight and obese. Overweight means being something like 15 or 25 pounds over your ideal weight. I can't remember but obese is way more than that (like 50 or something). I just can't understand how someone can get that fat. What's worse is how stores now have changed sizes for alot of clothing. A size 12 today is bigger than a size 12 of 40 years ago. Because is makes people feel better about themselves to need a size 12 than a size 20, I don't think the change is that extreme but still.

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I just wanted to point out that you could fit OVER ELEVEN of me inside this one guy.

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Oh GOD. Only ten and a decimal of me. What I want to know though is how many plane seats will he fill, and will the airline charge him extra? Maybe he'll just charter a whole plane.

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They have got to charter a whole plane. He could not even fit in a whole row of seats. Just from front to back he's wider than the gap between rows.... and he can't even walk on his own!

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"I'm trying to reduce my weight a bit right now so I can be in the right condition for the operation."

As in, able to get on the fucking plane?! Unless they were thinking of getting one of the military ones that can carry tanks.

I heard on NPR a couple weeks ago that some cities are starting to get larger ambulances b/c not all patients fit in the normal ones. (U.S. cities, it goes without saying.) (And yet I said it.)

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Jesus.

Oh, and also, there are sites like www.bigjohn.com because some people can't fit on normal toilets comfortably (actually I think the toilets they're selling on that site might be more comfy for me too, since it lets me distribute my puny weight a bit more and wouldn't cut off my circulation, but still).

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I don't think that URL was right, or maybe it was meant to be exemplary without actually being a real place? (Ooh whee, they have three different homepages, hit reload a few times.)

Reminds me of when I moved into my place and they had one of those plush toilet seats. Man, those're the grossest things ever. I wouldn't sit on it until I replaced it with something hard - and the first one I bought was the wrong shape.

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Ah, here it is!

http://www.bigjohntoiletseat.com/

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Actually the thing I was really thinking of was GREAT JOHNS. Which are larger TOILETS, not just seats.

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Ooh, they have new open front toilet seats! Honestly, I've never gotten the point of those, it's just so public restroom-y.

Sorry, but I don't think the Big Johns will catch on in Japan, leader of toilet technology. They're too small there. Just look at NYC subway train seats.

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