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We watched a whole 15 minutes of "Reign of Fire" this evening. In those 15 minutes we learned that the dinosaurs were actually killed by fire breathing dragons, and that ice ages are caused by their smoke filling the atmosphere. The best scene was that of two adults acting out Star Wars scenes for children's entertainment in the post-apocalyptic/post-draconic world. That's also where we decided to quit while ahead.

Brought to you by the makers of "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus" (trailer has the mega shark leap into the air and snag a passing 747 in its jaws) and "30,000 Leagues Under the Sea". I'm not kidding on any of this.